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March 17, 2006

Lemonade

Yesterday my husband gave me the cutest and funny card out of nowhere. It cracked me up so I’m going to share it with you.

“Hang in there…
Sometimes life hands you lemons,
but then
you can make lemonade.

Of course, sometimes life
pulls down your pants,
runs a power sander across
your naked butt,
then pours lemon juice on your raw,
abraded buttocks.

[inserted by my husband:
Or, in your case, you got exploding houses,
Barnacles in your butt, and lots of other things.]

In that case, a cool citrus drink wouldn’t really help,
But darn it…
You’ve got to hang in there anyway!"

Love,
Mini & Steve (formerly “Daddy”)

When my daughter get’s mad at my husband she calls him by his name or as she would say it “teev!” I guess yesterday he really pissed her off.

Posted by hopeful @ March 17, 2006 7:54 AM



 
My Stats
  • Start: 211lbs (03/11/05)
  • Current: 200lbs (08/17/10)
  • Goal: 140lbs
  • At one point: 159lbs (02/24/06)