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March 14, 2005

The Mother Load of Boobs

This whole breastfeeding thing never ceases to astound me. Our children have these amazing natural instincts. A newborn, when placed on the mother’s stomach can practically find their own way to the boob, like a baby kangaroo en route to the pouch. It’s like they have an internal milk divining rod.

My baby wriggles like a worm on the sidewalk groping at my boobs like she owns them. Something that kind of perplexes me a bit is, occasionally, she sees my exposed mountainous belly, grabs it and smashes her face into it in search of a nipple! She seems to get frustrated and disappointed when I direct her to the, small in comparison, actual boob. She thinks my stomach is a big ass boob! The Mother Load if you will.

Ahh, this makes me laugh and cry.

Posted by hopeful @ March 14, 2005 12:43 PM